When being payed a bonus for a successful project.
When you think how to solve the problem
The team leader code writing
function validate() {return true;}
Don't you dare to commit to my branch!
Reading product specification
When there is no time to get it right
When I was told that the module that I developed all week, will never be used
Fixing bugs directly on production
QA starts testing
When going on a date with a girl after a hard day's developments
When I go back to the development of the code, which I did not comment.
Summary of programmer resume.
Failure in the system
When forced to abandon the usual framework
When the boss asks who wants to work on weekends
When I learned all the hotkeys, and I no longer need a mouse
Your manager when you need to work on a weekend.
When you see the code of the test task sent by a student.
The first time I run the script after a few hours of development.
When a regular expression has returned exactly what I expected.
When you asked to add another button to a form.
When people ask me whether I have tested my code
Doing the browsers compatibility thing
"I touched nothing!!!"
What do I feel when someone is standing behind me and watching as I write
code.
